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Jänkhä Joonas, kairojen kauhu!

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Jänkhä Joonas, kairojen kauhu!

Lukematon viestiKirjoittaja Jänkhä Joonas » 26 Marras 2008, 07:00

Aiauiaaihaa! Minä olen Jänkhä Joonas, kairojen kauhuksi nimitelty poro-isäntä.
Tiedä sitten mistä liika-nimi tulee, ei ainakaan käyttäytymisestäni. En varasta enkä käytä toisten poroja sukupuolisesti hyväkseni enempää kuin toisetkaan poro-isännät.
Hirvien salakaadot, karhujen pyynti raudoilla, susien tappaminen, kännipäiten riehuminen, eukon murjominen luu-vitosella ja ihmisten tapotkaan ei voi olla syynä moiseen. Eihän tradition vaalimisessa ole mitään pahaa ja väärää mistä noin pitäisi alkaa nimittelemään? Ehkä muut ovat vain huvin vuoksi ottaneet minut silmätikukseen. [dry.gif]
Hoilailaahuulailoo! ...Nyt pitää mennä juosten, Aslakki ilmoitti juuri Venäjän veljen porotokan ylittäneen rajan... ja Jänkhä Joonaan pakastin ammottaa tyhjyyttään...! Siellä ei ole kuin viime vuonna Inarin-järvestä dynamiitillä pyydystetyt siian tähteet!
Liitän tähän kuvani nuoruusvuosiltani silloisen tyttöystäväni kanssa. Tuota tyttöä en tunne, mikä lie etelän juntti. [whistle1.gif]
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